From the post in Facebook on May 16, 2016. (https://www.facebook.com/GoodJai/posts/1056035421110428?comment_id=1057637800950190¬if_t=feed_comment¬if_id=1463641704001641)
I am urgently looking for a woman with these qualifications to be my wife:
- Be reasonable. You must not believe in anything that is irrational, except LOVE.
Reasoning: If we both adhere on reasons, we can derive mutual agreement from understanding the true causes and results. Using emotion instead of reason can lead you to many mistakes. So, anytime we encounter a problem, we shall always discuss with reasons.
- Be a real woman and not too old or too young to have an offspring within a few years from now.
Reasoning: It is our responsibility to have offspring for maintaining our human race. Besides, I am getting old. I might stop being reproductive if waiting too much longer.
- Be beautiful in my eyes, enough to make me feel like wanting to stay with you throughout my whole life.
Rationality: (Hmm, I am quite unreasonable for this item. I just feel like I love to see a beautiful face.) I can’t tell exactly whether you are truly beautiful or not by just seeing your photo. We need to meet in person, and I will be sure about my decision after seeing you twice.
- You must have a feeling that you want to stay beside me all the time throughout your life. (and I must feel the same toward you)
Reasoning: If we don't have such feeling, we will not live happily together for each other.
- You must be able to live permanently with me in my private arable land, and we shall spend most of the time with only two of us. You should not have an office work. We should work together as freelance.
Reasoning: I think living and working separately is a major cause of broken/unhappy marriage life. Mistrust can occur when a couple is apart for a long time and each other get a chance to meet so many people.
- Be loyal to our love.
Reasoning: Love is great when we love nobody else but two of us. (I mean couple-love, not regular human love). Having just two of us is enough for having fun, creating offspring, building a family, discussing, working, having good time, etc.
- Have no debt, no obligation.
Reasoning: Having debt prevents us from living a carefree life. We will be independent from money.
- Have no unsolved problem with your ex-boyfriend.
Reasoning: If you have had a boyfriend and still have trouble with him, I am afraid he will cause trouble to our relationship too.
- Use little money.
Reasoning: OK, let me tell you the truth. I can make money only about 300 baht/day these days. I don’t like to make much money. I prefer to live a self-reliance life. You should share this ideology with me if you are to stay happily with me. Let me tell you also that having and using little money do not mean living poorly. With our self-reliance lifestyle, we can live even more comfortably and more peacefully than those who use so much money each day.
- Do not believe in any gods.
Reasoning: I am not superstitious. And I think it’s nonsense and detrimental to be superstitious. If you are reasonable, you should not believe in magic, gods, and any holy/sacred things.
- Able to marry within 1 month after meeting.
Reasoning: I am really in urgent to have a marriage life. I don’t want to waste time with complicated relationship. Waiting too long is useless. If we really have a feeling of love, we certainly would want to live together and do not want to waste any time. One month is enough for you to quit your existing job (if you may have.)
- Do not need a large sum of bride price.
Reasoning: I haven’t saved money for high bride price. Yes, it was my mistake. But I just did not prepare for that. I can only assure you that I will take a very good care of you, and we will live happily and comfortably even without much reserved money.
- Do not want to have an expensive wedding party.
Reasoning: It’s extravagant to organize an expensive wedding. The purpose of wedding is to let people witness our marriage. Now there are many options to declare our marriage cheaply.
- Like to exercise, have healthy food, and take a good care of one’s health.
Reasoning: We should be an example of human beings who are healthy not because of doctors, but rather because of our self-responsibility.
- Be kind and love all humans.
Reasoning: I will be sad if I see you showing hatred to anyone. I look for the world where all humans love all humans, so that we will have a very peaceful global human society. Thus I don’t want to marry anyone who still hates someone seriously.
- Expect for the One World (united world, the world without separated countries.)
Reasoning: This is a major goal of my life. If you don’t share this ideology, you will be unhappy to see me spend time and resources for unifying the world. But if you agree to this idea completely, you will find yourself spend each day valuably toward this goal together with me.
- You must be able to understand this post by yourself. You may come from any corner of the world that may or may not use English as the main language. But you should be good enough for simple conversation with English, which is just a language of many smart and not-so-smart humans.
Reasoning: Understanding this post will prove that your English is quite good, and having good English skills means you have some positive attitude toward globalization and One World. My English is not so good, but I choose to announce this in English to show that language difference is not a problem for my love. If you are not clear with any points in my writing, please do not hesitate to ask.
- Be able to stop desire and anger at all time.
Reasoning: In order that we live happily all the time, you should deeply understand the principle of "having desire = having sadness, be satisfied = no sadness, be reasonable = find a way for happiness, do good = be happy". If you truly understand this principle, you will find yourself living without any moment of anger.
That’s all (but I may forget some points.) If you are interested, please please let me know via Facebook Messenger, or E-mail (email@example.com), or comment below so that we’ll make an appointment for detailed discussion. I’ll go to meet you whom I feel like I can love. If you feel like you meet these qualifications, which are actually negotiable, please give me a chance. I will not take more than two appointments to make the final decision.